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PostSubject: Types Of Women ...nice   March 11th 2009, 3:27 pm

Types Of Women


HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.



RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.



WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.



SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.



SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.



CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.



E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.



VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall
her you will lose everything............


which woman you prefer???
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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 11th 2009, 8:57 pm

nothing worth preference !!!

thnx

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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 11th 2009, 10:16 pm

hey wat lolz thats no fair so when u get marry u'll call ur wife a virus lolz thats so romantic anywayz men are not better n thnx for the topic xD

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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 11th 2009, 11:55 pm

hhhhhhhhh ..

its true Smile ..

no1 is perfect ..

men too ..


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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 12th 2009, 9:09 am

M7AMAD_KH wrote:
nothing worth preference !!!

thnx

thnx 4 ur comment

but i think we have no choice !!confused confused
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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 12th 2009, 9:14 am

Quote :
u'll call ur wife a virus

of course i cant


Quote :
anywayz men are not better n

yes, there is no one perfect !!!

thnx cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   March 12th 2009, 9:17 am

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hhhhhhhhh ..

its true ..

no1 is perfect ..

men too ..

thnx man 4 ur comment
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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   December 12th 2009, 12:15 am

well, ill choose Linux woman, coz she cant be [turn to] a virus, lol
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PostSubject: Re: Types Of Women ...nice   December 12th 2009, 12:19 am

lolz i didnt see that anywhere? xD

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