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PostSubject: stop or slow down   September 21st 2008, 3:16 am

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper .

> He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from

> London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock

> cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the

> Glasgow cops expense!!

>

> Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."

> London Lawyer says, "What for?"

> Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

> London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

> Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License

> and registration, please."

> London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

> Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete

> stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

> London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between

> slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you

> give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the

> ticket."

> Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

>

> The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his

> baton and starts beating the heck out of the lawyer and says, "Do you

> want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   September 24th 2008, 11:23 pm

Thaaaaanx Prince ,,

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   September 26th 2008, 11:49 pm

ur welcome M7AMAD_KH

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 22nd 2008, 9:13 pm

nice man

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 22nd 2008, 9:19 pm

hhhhhhhh .. wallah nice Price

keep it up

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 22nd 2008, 9:24 pm

hhhhhhhhh nice one
thnx
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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 23rd 2008, 2:47 am

hahahaha
very nice one

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 23rd 2008, 1:25 pm

Thx All & Welcome Smile

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 23rd 2008, 3:49 pm

Thanks prince funny one
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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 23rd 2008, 6:28 pm

Ha Ha! Quality!!
English AND a lawyer, not much going for him.lool!!
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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 23rd 2008, 8:29 pm

hhhhhhhh veerrry lolz!!!
I didn't see it this topic before Prince
Nice Story1 Prince n provide us more!
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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 24th 2008, 3:42 am

your welcome all Smile

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 27th 2008, 3:41 pm

oh i remembered that i commented on this one before dunno where that went so wanna say thnx its realy realy funny!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: stop or slow down   November 28th 2008, 7:52 am

yw anonymous#1

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