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mahmoud mohamad
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PostSubject: come in and smile   November 21st 2007, 2:59 pm

Some... Jokes

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?


Husband : Nothing.


Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??


Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


**********

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?


A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U


Continue to do so.


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Wife : Do you want dinner?


Husband : Sure, what are my choices?


Wife : Yes and no.


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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and

lighten your burden.


Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.


Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"


"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"

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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."


Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


**********


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"


Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."


Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"


smile to life, it will smiling for you

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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   November 21st 2007, 8:22 pm


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks man for the interesting joks


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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   November 21st 2007, 8:27 pm

HA HA HA HA
THANKS YA MAN.....
T.M.G
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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   November 21st 2007, 10:22 pm

thank u abu deya2 , realy its so funny man,

give us more man .
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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   November 21st 2007, 11:32 pm

nice jokes man

see you soon
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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   December 9th 2007, 5:07 pm

thank's for all jokes but i feel this jok like me with the cost accounting ,ifeel all lesson is easy comparative with cost
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   December 10th 2007, 12:27 am

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,,Razan u r right

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PostSubject: Re: come in and smile   March 30th 2008, 10:09 am

funny jokes
thanks
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